Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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