you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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