you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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