She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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