We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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