Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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