I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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