dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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