when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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