So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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