idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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