Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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