Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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