if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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