I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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