They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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