I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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