Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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