she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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