I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Boobs are out for the taking
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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