Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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