Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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