i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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