Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
