i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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