What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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