I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she told me i tasted like america
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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