they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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