Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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