he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
