dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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