She said her name was "party"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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