My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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