question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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