worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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