is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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