I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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