Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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