She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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