Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I had to cum in my sink.
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