I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I think i peed on brittanys purse
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
