He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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