scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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