hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I CAN MOONWALK!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I think my moral compass just broke
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