just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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