this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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