Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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