operation harelip BJ is a go
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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