white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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