She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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